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Daily Prompt: I’d Like to Thank My Cats

Okay. Let’s try this again.

I’m obsessed with the name of this post, which is why I decided it would be my blog for the day. It comes from The Daily Post. You should definitely check them out if you need ideas for your own daily post. I’ve included the link for the original TDP post at the end. I just didn’t like the way the reblog reformatted with my theme. I give all the credit in the world to them for the title. Good work, guys.

This is my second time writing this post. I was Googling something, and it deleted my last post so I’m sorry if this isn’t sassy for funny. I think I exerted all my energy the first time. Murphy’s Law and all, you know?

What would the award be? I’m not skilled at many things, and the things I’m skilled at aren’t necessarily award-worthy. I’m more of a jack of many trades than a master of one. It sucks, but that’s what happens when you grow up a suburb surrounded by the boondocks. I am good at spotting cops, but I feel as though everyone with a license who is under the age of 30 is good at that. I have seen every single episode of “American Dad,” multiple times. I would say the award would be for seeing the most episodes of “American Dad.” I’m obsessed.

This would obviously be a new award. I would be getting honored as some sort of fan promotion thing. Once “American Dad” aired a specific but impressive number of episodes this could happen. Maybe because the show’s in its 10th season or something. I don’t know. I would just accept it. I wouldn’t ask questions.

Ricky Spanishhhh. (Image courtesy of http://bigslicesofwrong.com/2013/01/19/ricky-spanish)

Ricky Spanishhhh.
(Image courtesy of http://bigslicesofwrong.com/2013/01/19/ricky-spanish)

My acceptance speech would be pretty normal. I would thank God, my family and friends, my cat and Seth MacFarlane (this is what I was Googling last time. See how far I got just to restart?) I would also thank several of Roger’s characters, specifically Ricky Spanish. I am not above making some intense political statement depending on what’s going on in the world at the time.

#winning #duh

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